Category Archives: Tweets
Tweet of the Day #22
George Bush deserves credit for getting OBL; if by 'getting OBL' you mean 'forgetting OBL & invading the wrong country.'
@JohnFugelsang
John Fugelsang
Tweet of the Day #21
Love this sequence of tweets from the always hilarious @killorn, partly because that’s exactly the kind of thing I would do to my sister.
Tweet of the Day #20
Earlier today Harry Reid became so enraged he almost tore the tassels off his loafers.
@JohnFugelsang
John Fugelsang
Tweet of the Day #19
Think of all the horrible names they must have gone through before they decided Hootie & the Blowfish was the best one.
@mikeleffingwell
Mike Leffingwell
Tweet of the Day #18
A good rule of thumb is to never have your name in the same sentence as "vehicular."
@Corbettjc
jonathan corbett
Tweet of the Day #17
OH: "Your cell phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. We launched a bird into pigs." #fb
@nicolegregory
Nicole
Tweet of the Day #16
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Tweet of the Day #13
You rarely hear about Pauly Shore anymore, so good job with that, everyone.
@GuyEndoreKaiser
Guy Endore-Kaiser
Tweet of the Day #12
I hate it when there's a nuclear meltdown in Japan. RT @KimKardashian: I hate when I order food to go and they get my order wrong #SXSW
@chrispollard
Christopher Pollard
Tweet of the Day #11
I definitely misunderstood what Blowout Preventers and Containment Buildings do based on the name.
@pourmecoffee
pourmecoffee
Tweet of the Day #10
"I really learned a lot from this political discussion on my Facebook wall." -Nobody ever.
@DaveHolmes
dave holmes
Tweet of the Day #9
The most common interview question at a temp agency is "Where do you see yourself in five minutes?"
@JonasPolsky
Jonas Polsky
Tweet of the Day #8
There was a time when we answered the phone without knowing who was calling ... EVERY TIME. #thingsthedamnkidstodaywontbelieve
@wilw
Wil Wheaton
Tweet of the Day #7
The cost of memory over the past 30 years…
YEAR — Price of a Gigabyte
1981 — $300,000
1987 — $50,000
1990 — $10,000
1994 — $1000
1997 — $100
2000 — $10
2004 — $1
2010 — $0.10
YEAR -- Price of a Gigabyte1981 -- $300,0001987 -- $50,0001990 -- $10,0001994 -- $10001997 -- $1002000 -- $102004 -- $12010 -- $0.10
@lee_stott
Lee Stott
Tweet of the Day #6
Tweet of the Day #5
If you want to affect real change in the world you can't just talk about it. You have to do a Facebook status update.
@mikeleffingwell
Mike Leffingwell
Tweet of the Day #4
There’s so much good stuff on twitter that I’m hereby changing my “Tweet of the Week” series to a “Tweet of the Day”. Shocking, I know. Here’s today’s 140 characters of goodness:
I hate finding out I'm arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about.
@kellyoxford
kelly oxford