Been there, done that.
Raise your hand if you've walked into a pole today.
George Bush deserves credit for getting OBL; if by 'getting OBL' you mean 'forgetting OBL & invading the wrong country.'
Love this sequence of tweets from the always hilarious @killorn , partly because that’s exactly the kind of thing I would do to my sister.
Today I learned you're never too old to have your brother lock you in a display shed in the middle of Costco and run away giggling.
Seriously guys, I'm trapped in this shed.
Earlier today Harry Reid became so enraged he almost tore the tassels off his loafers.
Think of all the horrible names they must have gone through before they decided Hootie & the Blowfish was the best one.
A good rule of thumb is to never have your name in the same sentence as "vehicular."
OH: "Your cell phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. We launched a bird into pigs."
Yes, AT&T and T-Mobile are getting married. There will be no reception.
Mayor McCheese has yet to show us his birth certificate.
You rarely hear about Pauly Shore anymore, so good job with that, everyone.
I hate it when there's a nuclear meltdown in Japan. RT @: I hate when I order food to go and they get my order wrong
I definitely misunderstood what Blowout Preventers and Containment Buildings do based on the name.
"I really learned a lot from this political discussion on my Facebook wall." -Nobody ever.
The most common interview question at a temp agency is "Where do you see yourself in five minutes?"
There was a time when we answered the phone without knowing who was calling ... EVERY TIME.
The cost of memory over the past 30 years…
YEAR — Price of a Gigabyte
1981 — $300,000
1987 — $50,000
1990 — $10,000
1994 — $1000
1997 — $100
2000 — $10
2004 — $1
2010 — $0.10
YEAR -- Price of a Gigabyte1981 -- $300,0001987 -- $50,0001990 -- $10,0001994 -- $10001997 -- $1002000 -- $102004 -- $12010 -- $0.10
If you want to affect real change in the world you can't just talk about it. You have to do a Facebook status update.
There’s so much good stuff on twitter that I’m hereby changing my “Tweet of the Week” series to a “Tweet of the Day”. Shocking, I know. Here’s today’s 140 characters of goodness:
I hate finding out I'm arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about.
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