One of the mysteries of modern life is why people need to speak into their cell phones 50 decibels higher than they normally would in a face-to-face conversation. Comedian Mike Birbiglia nails it in less than 140 characters…
I'm at the airport sitting next to a guy who TOTALLY FORGOT to install a telephone booth around his head.
The inaugural entry in this series recognizes this gem from thesulk:
When dogs sniff pee on a tree, that's like their facebook.